Led Zeppole's definitions

loweruppercaseitis

An annoying malady that strikes computer users in their teens, causing them to write sentences tHaT lOoK lIkE tHiS. If you're over the age of 15 and still type like that, see also loser.

The only people who think loweruppercaseitis is cool are fat 13 year olds who play too much Pokemon and whack off to Christina Aguilera videos.

by Led Zeppole October 24, 2003

thunderwear

Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.

Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

ladder

1. United States Marine Corps and United States Navy slang term for stairs.

2. An extremely steep and dangerous staircase, such as those found in Absecon, New Jersey.

Those weren't stairs that I took an Absecon sleighride down; that was a ladder!

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

cruelaid

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.

When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

nameflamer

One who insults (flames) another by using their name as a derogatory term in urbandictionary.com. A nameflamer would probably hesitate to insult the flamed person to their face.

Most nameflamers on Urbandictionary.com seem to be teenagers.

by Led Zeppole October 28, 2003

batcave entrance

A vehicle entrance to a facility that is obscure and infrequently used. Often the only people who know of this entrance are the employees who work there. Golf courses, farms, industrial parks, sports facilities and outdoor museums often have batcave entrances. Management often frowns on use of this entrance. This term is inspired by the "Batman" TV series from the 1960's. In that program, the entrance to the Batcave was down a little-used dirt road that was blocked at one end by a fake wooden barrier.

My boss told me I had better not be late again, so I had to use the batcave entrance to get to the office on time.

by Led Zeppole October 30, 2003

beer breakfast

Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.

While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.

by Led Zeppole November 2, 2003