loweruppercaseitis

An annoying malady that strikes computer users in their teens, causing them to write sentences tHaT lOoK lIkE tHiS. If you're over the age of 15 and still type like that, see also loser.

The only people who think loweruppercaseitis is cool are fat 13 year olds who play too much Pokemon and whack off to Christina Aguilera videos.

by Led Zeppole October 24, 2003

shave it

A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.

You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.

After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.

by Led Zeppole October 03, 2003

taikonaut

A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.

by Led Zeppole October 03, 2003

Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.

When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.

by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003

a hint of broadway

To imply that a man is homosexual; derived from a stereotypical gay man's love of broadway shows.

See also show tunes.

There is a hint of broadway about the Fab Five on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

by Led Zeppole October 03, 2003

jacktation

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)

Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003