Led Zeppole's definitions

toe popper

An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.

Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

running man

A man with a venereal disease.

Two days after hooking up with some skank in a bar, Ted felt that burning, dripping sensation that meant only one thing; he was a running man.

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

batcave entrance

A vehicle entrance to a facility that is obscure and infrequently used. Often the only people who know of this entrance are the employees who work there. Golf courses, farms, industrial parks, sports facilities and outdoor museums often have batcave entrances. Management often frowns on use of this entrance. This term is inspired by the "Batman" TV series from the 1960's. In that program, the entrance to the Batcave was down a little-used dirt road that was blocked at one end by a fake wooden barrier.

My boss told me I had better not be late again, so I had to use the batcave entrance to get to the office on time.

by Led Zeppole October 30, 2003

Ninjanomics

Not really sure of an exact meaning, it's a term I just recently thought up. It just sounds cool. I'd love to hear a politician use it when discussing the economy.

"President Bush announced today that he intended to substantially reduce unemployment through his new economic initiative, Ninjanomics."

by Led Zeppole February 28, 2004

body armor

Pads inserted into a woman's bra to make her breasts appear larger.

See also wonderbra, wondermeter.

When Pam arrived at work with breasts larger than they had been the day before, Dave knew she was wearing her body armor.

by Led Zeppole October 6, 2003

menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003

Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003