paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.
Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?
by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003
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Opie

Radio nickname of shock jock Greg Hughes, one half (Anthony Cumia is the other)of the hilarious, if rather raunchy, duo Opie and Anthony.
In a recent magazine interview, Opie said he and Anthony may return to the airwaves on either XM or Siriussatellite radio.
by Led Zeppole March 07, 2004
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Jersey Shore

Popular term used to describe the Atlantic Ocean coastline of the State of New Jersey in the United States. New Jersey natives who are planning to go to the area often say they are going "down the shore". The term "Jersey Shore" is often shortened to simply "The Shore" by natives of New Jersey (just as the name of the state is sometimes shortened to just Jersey). The Jersey Shore is composed of the coastal communities of (from north to south) Monmouth, Ocean, Atlantic and Cape May counties. Though the city of Cape May has been a summer retreat since the 1760's, the Jersey Shore did not become a truly popular summer resort area until the mid-19th century, when railroads made it relatively easy for people to travel to the region. Summer tourism accounts for a large percentage of the economies of the four Jersey Shore counties, especially in Atlantic (home of Atlantic City) and Cape May counties (Cape May County's economy is almost entirely dependent on tourism). Jersey Shore locals sometimes refer to summer tourists as bennies (most often heard in Monmouth and Ocean counties) or shoobies (generally used in Atlantic and Cape May counties). Visitors to the Jersey Shore often ask why the region is called "shore" and not "beach." The truth is, nobody knows.

See also New Jersey, Jersey, South Jersey, North Jersey, Sopranoland, Atlantic City, A.C., Exit Zero, bennies, shoobies, gunderson, Wally and Marge.
People from across the United States enjoy spending part of their summer at the Jersey Shore.
by Led Zeppole December 30, 2003
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Afternoon delight

The awful title of one of the most awful songs ever written. It was performed by the Starland Vocal Band, a group of talentless hacks who are living proof that you can, in fact, sell your soul to Satan in exchange for success.
If you were around in the 70's, as I was, the "song" Afternoon Delight will scar your psyche until your dying day.
by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004
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running man

Two days after hooking up with some skank in a bar, Ted felt that burning, dripping sensation that meant only one thing; he was a running man.
by Led Zeppole October 01, 2003
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matrix revolutioned

When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.
Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.

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Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.
by Led Zeppole November 11, 2003
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oxycotton

1. A highly addictive natural fiber, once grown in enormous quantities on vast plantations in the pre-Civil War South.

2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...
Drug lords have found a brilliant way to get Americans of all ages addicted to oxycotton; spin it into threads and use it to manufacture comfortable shirts and blouses!
by Led Zeppole October 02, 2004
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