Led Zeppole's definitions

oxymoron

A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".

That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.

by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

Sluggy

Sleepy.

After a tough day at work, I was feeling very sluggy.

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

wood floor

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

cruelaid

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.

When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

toe popper

An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.

Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

wangerific

sexually attractive; hot.
see also wanger.

My girlfriend looks wangerific in her naughty schoolgirl outfit!

by Led Zeppole October 2, 2003

matrix revolutioned

When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.

Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.

OR

Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.

by Led Zeppole November 10, 2003