Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Lazav (shapeshifter)

Garet

A bratty kid with blue eyes and blonde hair who has a sneering complexion. He acts like he's 6 years older than you. You sometimes call him garet the carrot. He plays baseball and calls you "kid".

me: hi garet. i didn' know you played baseball here.
garet: didn't you know anything, kid. get out of here.
me: okay...

by Lazav (shapeshifter) September 22, 2019

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Oct. 10

it's October 10th. Duh! Aka national kill a cricket day. The first national kill a cricket day was Oct. 10 th 2019.

Hey dude! let's go kill some crickets!!! It's Oct. 10 th.

by Lazav (shapeshifter) October 11, 2019

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hey you

Hey you kid, you better read up, this is something people who are bored enough to look up on the urban dictionary.

I bet you just typed a random thing here because you were bored and had nothing to do except look up "hey you" on the urban dictionary

by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 2, 2019

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This symbol means"less than three" even though you don't really know what is thing is less than three, you know that at least SOMETHING is less than three. Though some people like to think this means "love" or "heart" that is just because someone texted them <3 and they want it to mean that.

I had to do <3 math problems today :)

by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 21, 2019

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The Thing That Should Not Be

An extremely great song in the Metallica album "Master of Puppets" written by James Hetfeild and Lars Ulrich before Metallica's downfall in 1990.

The name "The Thing That Should Not Be" Refers to H. P. Lovecraft's mythical "Great Old Ones" , Dagon and Cthulhu, who in ancient times were worshiped as gods. They were imprisoned under the ocean, and all their lands sunk down into an endless void. When the stars are aligned in the right place, them and their dead cities rise out of the sea and the humans who behold them then are permanently insane.

by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 14, 2019

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