Lazav (shapeshifter)'s definitions

Oct. 10

it's October 10th. Duh! Aka national kill a cricket day. The first national kill a cricket day was Oct. 10 th 2019.

Hey dude! let's go kill some crickets!!! It's Oct. 10 th.

by Lazav (shapeshifter) October 11, 2019

Garet

A bratty kid with blue eyes and blonde hair who has a sneering complexion. He acts like he's 6 years older than you. You sometimes call him garet the carrot. He plays baseball and calls you "kid".

me: hi garet. i didn' know you played baseball here.
garet: didn't you know anything, kid. get out of here.
me: okay...

by Lazav (shapeshifter) September 22, 2019

hey you

Hey you kid, you better read up, this is something people who are bored enough to look up on the urban dictionary.

I bet you just typed a random thing here because you were bored and had nothing to do except look up "hey you" on the urban dictionary

by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 2, 2019

bratworst

the worst kind of brat XD XD

OR

a sausage

garet is such a bratworst

by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 3, 2019

Bawer!

an evil elmo who uses goo which is his own blood o bawer-ify humans and plan to someday dominate earth and humans.

watch out, a bawer! burn it, quick

by Lazav (shapeshifter) September 23, 2019

13 Year Olds

Somebody who is insulted, called an idiot, called a ball of hormones, called an annoying little kid who does stupid things, by almost every definition on the urban dictionary.

It's totally unfair how 13 year olds are insulted on the urban dictionary.

by Lazav (shapeshifter) October 12, 2019

The Thing That Should Not Be

An extremely great song in the Metallica album "Master of Puppets" written by James Hetfeild and Lars Ulrich before Metallica's downfall in 1990.

The name "The Thing That Should Not Be" Refers to H. P. Lovecraft's mythical "Great Old Ones" , Dagon and Cthulhu, who in ancient times were worshiped as gods. They were imprisoned under the ocean, and all their lands sunk down into an endless void. When the stars are aligned in the right place, them and their dead cities rise out of the sea and the humans who behold them then are permanently insane.

by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 14, 2019