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Definitions by Laurie

Sky, blonde hair blue eyes very pretty and a great person, and laughs at anything
my best friend eveerer
Sky by Laurie January 4, 2005
Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies
felch by Laurie August 23, 2004
An adjective for something a ho would find fantastic.

A fantastic ho.
That outfit is hotastic!
You have hotastic boots.
Hotastic by Laurie May 6, 2004

janet jackson's breast 

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show
Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.
janet jackson's breast by laurie February 2, 2004
a young man tring to get in a girls pants
he was a lecher
lecher by laurie January 21, 2004

butt dial 

When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
butt dial by Laurie January 16, 2004
a person who 1 has no friends, n 2who i geeky!
(all u'd need to say is)ha ure beadle! nuff said
beadle by laurie November 27, 2003