keyboard cheese

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.
Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?
by Laurie March 10, 2005
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felch

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies
by Laurie August 23, 2004
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chuff

An onamatopeia for the noise an old steam engine makes.


(The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)
"Chuff chuff chuff went the little train as it toiled up the hill"
by Laurie July 19, 2006
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The Bus Girls

Name: a bus girl: from the latin word "bussus" meaning people mover shortened to the english word Bus, also from the italian word "raggazi" meaning girl.
Defintion: 1)To be loud, repetitive, and fall over. 2)To get on the 587 last every afternoon 3) to make up code names for everyone whom catches the aforementioned bus and accidently let slip the made up name for them example "Sarah, I just poked dawson with my hokey stick!" when doing this you must yell loudly.
"Oi sexy!"
"Oh Paul hold me!"
"Excuse Me"
"These are my favourite shoes"
"Mousse, mousse"
by Laurie April 26, 2005
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janet jackson's breast

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show
Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.
by laurie February 02, 2004
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hoo hoo

A little kid's word for "vagina, pussy, bajingo, love hole, etc."
Mommy, my hoo hoo is growing hair on it. What's wrong with me?
by Laurie November 27, 2002
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butt dial

When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
by Laurie January 16, 2004
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