Lauren 's definitions

nomah

the guy on the red sox

the pitcher hit nomah in the face.

by Lauren August 7, 2003

virginnyun

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

drip

an idiot

"ms. collette is a drip."

by lauren September 1, 2003

clam on

mooch.

"jeff is always trying to clam on to my weed- he's a fucking scavenger, dude."

by lauren August 31, 2003

demuted

deformed and mutated and/or dememted

omg that kid is so demuted

by Lauren October 28, 2004

hookup

When two people (opposite or the same sex) hang out and do any of the following: make out, sleep together, go to 2nd or 3rd. It is always really vague what the person has done as it is meant to be. Hooking up has replaced mainstream dating....It's no longer, omg when will he call, but....omg, that was awesome, i wonder when he'll ask me out after the last said hookup.

Last night me and Matt hooked up...I wonder if he'll come over again tonight, because that was amazing.

by Lauren April 15, 2005

wowgay

a phrase used by the sexy farmer boy mike see michael shickman used to describe a situation which he feels is of representation of a homosexual man

"hey mike, sike!!!"

"wowgay."

by lauren December 19, 2004