Lauren's definitions

wowgay

a phrase used by the sexy farmer boy mike see michael shickman used to describe a situation which he feels is of representation of a homosexual man

"hey mike, sike!!!"

"wowgay."

by lauren December 19, 2004

MD/DC

part of the east coast's infamous emo-trio (NJ, PA, MD/DC). it is officially impossible to start a band here that doesn't have emo leanings. no pure pop-punk bands are found in this land, as they are too close to the fountain of emo (that's DC, folks). feel bad for us kids who have to live here.

don't you hate how all the kids from MD/DC are such freaking emo kids? it's like they have nothing better to do.

by Lauren February 19, 2003

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.

by lauren April 21, 2005

demuted

deformed and mutated and/or dememted

omg that kid is so demuted

by Lauren October 28, 2004

kilt

used when someone says something wrong or is tricked

Tracy: What time is it?
Susie: 9:30
Tracy: No it aint its 8:30
Tracy: O, kilt

by lauren April 3, 2005

Shantal

A Ramdom word that can describe anything that you want like Shit

Holy Shantal

by Lauren June 11, 2006

Matt Damon

the hottest and most most gorgeous person who ever set foot on this Earth who makes the best movies

Matt Damon is a HOTTIE BABY!!!!!

by Lauren November 14, 2003