Lauren's definitions

shman

someone who cannot be distinguished as either male or female because they look like both

If you're a girl with a beard, you might be a shman.

by Lauren November 10, 2003

clam on

mooch.

"jeff is always trying to clam on to my weed- he's a fucking scavenger, dude."

by lauren August 31, 2003

hookup

When two people (opposite or the same sex) hang out and do any of the following: make out, sleep together, go to 2nd or 3rd. It is always really vague what the person has done as it is meant to be. Hooking up has replaced mainstream dating....It's no longer, omg when will he call, but....omg, that was awesome, i wonder when he'll ask me out after the last said hookup.

Last night me and Matt hooked up...I wonder if he'll come over again tonight, because that was amazing.

by Lauren April 15, 2005

captain of team nasty

the ugliest girl or guy in a group of ugly people

"i heard you hooked up with the captain of team nasty at kari's party last night- sick!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

beast

verb, to take something without asking, similar to stealing. can be used to describe any number of things, from beasting some cash to beasting a style. it's a flexible word

that girl really needs to get over the fact that I beasted her boyfriend. it's not my fault I'm freakier!

by Lauren February 10, 2003

bukah

noun: funny term for: love slave; woman who will eventually have her guy friend's baby;

"Good afternoon, my bukah..." (I dunno you ppl it has a lot of levels!)

by Lauren April 29, 2004

wowgay

a phrase used by the sexy farmer boy mike see michael shickman used to describe a situation which he feels is of representation of a homosexual man

"hey mike, sike!!!"

"wowgay."

by lauren December 19, 2004