Definitions by Lauren

slice 

same as SHUTDOWN or SHOTDOWN

"oohh slice! i totally just beat your ass for the 10th time at warcraft!"

slice by lauren August 31, 2003

shutdown! 

ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.

person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand."
person B: "nu-uh!"
person A: "yuh-huh! ask person C."
person C: "actually, BANGKOK is the capital of thailand."
person B: "ohhh, shutdown!"

shutdown! by lauren August 31, 2003

shitty 

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

shitty by lauren August 31, 2003

tightey-whiteys 

briefs (as opposed to boxers)

"i don't date guys that wear tightey-whiteys."

tightey-whiteys by lauren August 31, 2003

key (ones) car 

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

key (ones) car by lauren August 31, 2003

p's 

parents

"i'm having a party this weekend- my p's are out of town."

p's by lauren August 31, 2003

ogling her goodies

checking her out

"man, liss, everyone's going to be ogling your goodies in that short skirt"

ogling her goodies by lauren August 31, 2003