Lauren's definitions

gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 5, 2003

P.M.ed out

zonked on tylonol PMs

"i don't remember that plane ride at all, i was P.M.ed out"

by lauren August 30, 2003

poppy tea

tea made out of steeped poppy seeds, drunk to get one high

"shit, i'm all outta mary jane. you wanna brew some poppy tea?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

basooms

boobs you idiot.

"ha! basooms!"

by lauren September 2, 2003

Knaw

the definition of knaw is very simple.
noun~ a person undiscribable
adj~ something so incredible or unexplainable

adj-
That was so knaw, how did that disapeer so fast?! ~ knaw is subbed for something so incredible

noun-
That knaw walked down the street so fast!
~knaw: crazy person or unexplainable

by Lauren February 4, 2004

assflogger

a person who enjoys spanking of the ass.

dude, hes such an assflogger...look at him smackin up on that girl while fucking her doggy style.

by lauren February 7, 2004

ogling her goodies

checking her out

"man, liss, everyone's going to be ogling your goodies in that short skirt"

by lauren August 31, 2003