Ballsonit

I hate vinegar. The smell of it makes me want to puke, People get all excited about putting vinegar on food and especially balsamic vinegar. Just to have fun I cam up with the word "ballsonit".

You might think balsamic vinegar on food is good but to me its like someone putting their balls on your food. Ballsonit is what I call it.

by Laughs Along With Humans June 24, 2021

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 11, 2023

spinnocent

Being spinnocent is when lots of people on the Internet try to shape public opinion on your behalf to absolve you of any guilt over a particular matter.

Those right wing trolls really are trying to make Jeff Sessions spinnocent.

by Laughs Along With Humans June 14, 2017

Trumpendectomy

When a free nation removes its asshole leader from power.

The USA is poised to perform a Trumpendectomy on itself by impeaching its asshole9-in-chief

by Laughs Along With Humans January 13, 2021

Booty U-turn

Discretely hanging a 180 to check out the butt of a hot girl that just passed you.

Damm. I had to see what that girl's ass looked like so I pulled a Booty U-turn.

by Laughs Along With Humans January 29, 2022

de-Musk

Realizing that Elon Musk is an asshole and rejecting use of his products

I just learned that Elon Musk is an asshole therefore I'm going to de-Musk but not using Twitter.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 18, 2022

Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position or duty in the course of defending Trump.

When GOP politicians or Fox News defend Trump they sound like they are tossing the word salad.

by Laughs Along With Humans February 13, 2021