Laughs Along With Humans's definitions

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

de-Musk

Realizing that Elon Musk is an asshole and rejecting use of his products

I just learned that Elon Musk is an asshole therefore I'm going to de-Musk but not using Twitter.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 18, 2022

Code K

A more subtle way to refer to a Karen incident.

Yo! Tell the cops there is a Code K in progress at Victoria's Secret.

by Laughs Along With Humans September 9, 2022

Dumble Fumble

A shit guitar player playing loud through an amp with too much gain.

That guy sucks. His playing is a real dumble fumble.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 4, 2022

Tucker Pucker

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.

He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 8, 2022

Trump Change

Bumming $millions off of you supporters to use for your legal defense.

That is a mountain of money Trump gets from his supporters. You can call it Trump Change, especially when he uses it for his legal defense.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 29, 2021

Booty U-turn

Discretely hanging a 180 to check out the butt of a hot girl that just passed you.

Damm. I had to see what that girl's ass looked like so I pulled a Booty U-turn.

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2022