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Tucker Pucker

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.
He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.
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Trumposapien

Knuckle draggers who watch Fox News, play with guns and deny climate change, etc
Now that Biden is president , Trumposapiens are becoming a lost tribe.
by Laughs Along With Humans April 22, 2021
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Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position or duty in the course of defending Trump.
When GOP politicians or Fox News defend Trump they sound like they are tossing the word salad.
by Laughs Along With Humans February 12, 2021
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Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc
That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.
by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023
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Ballsonit

I hate vinegar. The smell of it makes me want to puke, People get all excited about putting vinegar on food and especially balsamic vinegar. Just to have fun I cam up with the word "ballsonit".
You might think balsamic vinegar on food is good but to me its like someone putting their balls on your food. Ballsonit is what I call it.
by Laughs Along With Humans June 23, 2021
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T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry
That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.
by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023
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Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023
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