Laughs Along With Humans's definitions

Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .

Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023

T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry

That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023

Jiggle the Skunk

To fuck a smelly chick doggystyle

I was fucking the chubby chick doggy style. She was a little ripe so you could say I played jiggle the skunk.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 14, 2020

Booty U-turn

Discretely hanging a 180 to check out the butt of a hot girl that just passed you.

Damm. I had to see what that girl's ass looked like so I pulled a Booty U-turn.

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2022

de-Musk

Realizing that Elon Musk is an asshole and rejecting use of his products

I just learned that Elon Musk is an asshole therefore I'm going to de-Musk but not using Twitter.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 18, 2022

Dumble Fumble

A shit guitar player playing loud through an amp with too much gain.

That guy sucks. His playing is a real dumble fumble.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 4, 2022

I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023