Laughs Along With Humans's definitions

T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry

That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023

Trumpo-Sapien

Outdated knuckle draggers that watch Fox News, play with guns and deny climate change.

Poor Trumpo-Sapiens are going to became relics of the past. Now that Biden won their relevance to society has declined.

by Laughs Along With Humans April 22, 2021

Trump Change

Bumming $millions off of you supporters to use for your legal defense.

That is a mountain of money Trump gets from his supporters. You can call it Trump Change, especially when he uses it for his legal defense.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 29, 2021

I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023

Lip Grip

The act of a women forming their lips in a tight ring around a man's penis .

I love when Hillary would suck my cock, She really could make a lip grip around my dick.

by Laughs Along With Humans January 29, 2021

tucker pucker

Republicans in jail getting ready to give head so they don't get beat up

Homey is ready for the tucker pucker or his ass will be kicked

by Laughs Along With Humans October 10, 2021

Tucker Pucker

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.

He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 8, 2022