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Definitions by Laughs Along With Humans

T wank rage 

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry
That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

Classified Trump Dump 

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

Dink Flexing 

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc
That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

I plead the Santos 

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies
If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .
Realizing that Elon Musk is an asshole and rejecting use of his products
I just learned that Elon Musk is an asshole therefore I'm going to de-Musk but not using Twitter.
de-Musk by Laughs Along With Humans December 18, 2022
A more subtle way to refer to a Karen incident.
Yo! Tell the cops there is a Code K in progress at Victoria's Secret.
Code K by Laughs Along With Humans September 9, 2022
A QSB is a queen sized butt. That means an attractive woman with a big ass.
Check out the QSB on that woman.