Laughs Along With Humans's definitions

Jiggle the Skunk

To fuck a smelly chick doggystyle

I was fucking the chubby chick doggy style. She was a little ripe so you could say I played jiggle the skunk.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 14, 2020

spinnocent

Being spinnocent is when lots of people on the Internet try to shape public opinion on your behalf to absolve you of any guilt over a particular matter.

Those right wing trolls really are trying to make Jeff Sessions spinnocent.

by Laughs Along With Humans June 14, 2017

suckit on the bucket

The act of someone giving head while sitting on a toilet.

Yo its time we play suckit on the bucket!

by Laughs Along With Humans October 7, 2021

tucker pucker

Republicans in jail getting ready to give head so they don't get beat up

Homey is ready for the tucker pucker or his ass will be kicked

by Laughs Along With Humans October 10, 2021

Ballsonit

I hate vinegar. The smell of it makes me want to puke, People get all excited about putting vinegar on food and especially balsamic vinegar. Just to have fun I cam up with the word "ballsonit".

You might think balsamic vinegar on food is good but to me its like someone putting their balls on your food. Ballsonit is what I call it.

by Laughs Along With Humans June 23, 2021

I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023