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spinnocent

Being spinnocent is when lots of people on the Internet try to shape public opinion on your behalf to absolve you of any guilt over a particular matter.
Those right wing trolls really are trying to make Jeff Sessions spinnocent.
by Laughs Along With Humans June 14, 2017
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Jiggle the Skunk

I was fucking the chubby chick doggy style. She was a little ripe so you could say I played jiggle the skunk.
by Laughs Along With Humans August 14, 2020
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Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc
That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.
by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023
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I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies
If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .
by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023
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de-Musk

Realizing that Elon Musk is an asshole and rejecting use of his products
I just learned that Elon Musk is an asshole therefore I'm going to de-Musk but not using Twitter.
by Laughs Along With Humans December 18, 2022
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T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry
That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.
by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023
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Trumpendectomy

When a free nation removes its asshole leader from power.
The USA is poised to perform a Trumpendectomy on itself by impeaching its asshole9-in-chief
by Laughs Along With Humans January 13, 2021
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