Laughs Along With Humans's definitions

I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023

Trump Change

Bumming $millions off of you supporters to use for your legal defense.

That is a mountain of money Trump gets from his supporters. You can call it Trump Change, especially when he uses it for his legal defense.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 29, 2021

T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry

That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023

suckit on the bucket

The act of someone giving head while sitting on a toilet.

Yo its time we play suckit on the bucket!

by Laughs Along With Humans October 7, 2021

Trumposapien

Knuckle draggers who watch Fox News, play with guns and deny climate change, etc

Now that Biden is president , Trumposapiens are becoming a lost tribe.

by Laughs Along With Humans April 22, 2021

Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position or duty in the course of defending Trump.

When GOP politicians or Fox News defend Trump they sound like they are tossing the word salad.

by Laughs Along With Humans February 12, 2021

Tucker Pucker

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.

He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 8, 2022