One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.
The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.
by Laughlynne April 26, 2016
The sudden, gripping fear that the leggings you're wearing are not actually meant to be standalone pants.
As she sat down and her desk and saw her skin through her leggings, Clare was overcome with tight fright.
by Laughlynne April 19, 2018
by Laughlynne July 19, 2016
After the breakup, Brett and Adrian sat down to have a calmversation about dividing up their possessions.
by Laughlynne May 07, 2016
Though he sunburned easily, Dave did surprisingly well in the south, where men loved a good srirachcrotch.
by Laughlynne July 26, 2016
The condition of spending so long in an airport lounge due to flight delay that you begin to fear leaving its confines in order to get to your destination.
After the fourth delay in three hours, Airlockhome Syndrome set in and Crystal stopped checking the departure board and settled in for a nap.
by Laughlynne May 12, 2017