The condition of spending so long in an airport lounge due to flight delay that you begin to fear leaving its confines in order to get to your destination.
After the fourth delay in three hours, Airlockhome Syndrome set in and Crystal stopped checking the departure board and settled in for a nap.
by Laughlynne May 12, 2017
by Laughlynne July 19, 2016
One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.
The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.
by Laughlynne May 28, 2016
After the breakup, Brett and Adrian sat down to have a calmversation about dividing up their possessions.
by Laughlynne May 14, 2016
Though he sunburned easily, Dave did surprisingly well in the south, where men loved a good srirachcrotch.
by Laughlynne July 26, 2016
After being thrown under the bus in the weekly meeting, Andrea made the bathroom into her own little tantroom.
by Laughlynne April 16, 2016