Laughlynne's definitions

Tight fright

The sudden, gripping fear that the leggings you're wearing are not actually meant to be standalone pants.

As she sat down and her desk and saw her skin through her leggings, Clare was overcome with tight fright.

by Laughlynne May 28, 2018

Swizz

The sticky combination of sweat and jizz that collects around the base of a man's penis following sex.

Nick reached for a Kleenex to wipe off the swizz that had resulted from their marathon sex session.

by Laughlynne August 20, 2013

aficionacho

A person who is very knowledgeable and appreciative of nachos.

"Pulled pork as a topping is a rookie move. A true aficionacho chooses steak."

by Laughlynne June 8, 2016

ritgl

Rolling in the Grave Laughing

I'm sure FDR is just ritgl after the first night of RNC speeches.

by Laughlynne July 19, 2016

Garbo glare

The look a person gives to nearby strangers or patrons that makes it clear that they want to be alone.

George noticed an attractive woman sitting by herself at the end of the bar, but as he stood up she flashed him the Garbo glare and he sat back down.

by Laughlynne July 27, 2017

tantroom

A place specifically designated for pouting or venting; can be virtual or real.

After being thrown under the bus in the weekly meeting, Andrea made the bathroom into her own little tantroom.

by Laughlynne April 16, 2016