Tight fright

The sudden, gripping fear that the leggings you're wearing are not actually meant to be standalone pants.

As she sat down and her desk and saw her skin through her leggings, Clare was overcome with tight fright.

by Laughlynne May 28, 2018

perfucktionist

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

calmversation

A measured, even-keeled conversation, usually between two people discussing a heated topic.

After the breakup, Brett and Adrian sat down to have a calmversation about dividing up their possessions.

by Laughlynne May 14, 2016

Srirachcrotch

Slang for a redhead, whose carpet matches the drapes.

Though he sunburned easily, Dave did surprisingly well in the south, where men loved a good srirachcrotch.

by Laughlynne July 26, 2016

ritgl

Rolling in the Grave Laughing

I'm sure FDR is just ritgl after the first night of RNC speeches.

by Laughlynne July 19, 2016

tantroom

A place specifically designated for pouting or venting; can be virtual or real.

After being thrown under the bus in the weekly meeting, Andrea made the bathroom into her own little tantroom.

by Laughlynne April 16, 2016