Laughlynne's definitions

perfucktionist

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

tantroom

A place specifically designated for pouting or venting; can be virtual or real.

After being thrown under the bus in the weekly meeting, Andrea made the bathroom into her own little tantroom.

by Laughlynne April 16, 2016

Swizz

The sticky combination of sweat and jizz that collects around the base of a man's penis following sex.

Nick reached for a Kleenex to wipe off the swizz that had resulted from their marathon sex session.

by Laughlynne August 20, 2013

crocodile cheers

Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.

As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.

by Laughlynne August 30, 2013

Tight fright

The sudden, gripping fear that the leggings you're wearing are not actually meant to be standalone pants.

As she sat down and her desk and saw her skin through her leggings, Clare was overcome with tight fright.

by Laughlynne May 28, 2018

aficionacho

A person who is very knowledgeable and appreciative of nachos.

"Pulled pork as a topping is a rookie move. A true aficionacho chooses steak."

by Laughlynne June 8, 2016