LaughingAloud's definitions

Donald Von Shitsinpantz

The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.

Here comes Donald Von Shitsinpantz again. Get ready to hold your nose.

by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024

Assolini

Pseudonym for the twice impeached failed ex-president, playing on the name of fascist Benito Mussolini.

Donald Assolini makes make Benito Mussolini look like a Boy Scout.

by LaughingAloud February 3, 2024

America's Mare

After proving himself to be a complete horse's ass, Rudy Giuliani's moniker has been changed to 'America's Mare'. Whatever contributions Rudy Tooty may have made while Mayor of New York City, the annals of history will remember him for his obsequious loyalty to a corrupt President, his perpetuation of lies about 2020 election and his audible farting in a Michigan election hearing.

From celebrity to pariah, Rudy Tooty, America's Mare, has destroyed the lives of innocent election workers, and in the process destroyed his reputation. Instead of prison, he should be sent to the glue factory.

by LaughingAloud December 21, 2023

Mark ORubio

The real name for the U.S. Secretary of State, who comes from a long line of Irish. He masquerades as a Cuban American to curry favor with the Latino vote.

Mark ORubio has many convince he is Cuban, but we know he is of Irish ancestry.

by LaughingAloud February 22, 2025

DOGE'd

The experience of having had your job eliminate or benefits reduced arbitrarily by the federal government or a private service corporation with re goal of reducing costs regardless of the human suffering it creates.

Dialogue: John: 'Hey Susan, where have you been?' Susan: 'I have been on hold on the phone for three hours waiting to talk with my health insurance provider, only to find out they have canceled my coverage.' John replies: 'Yep, you have been DOGE'd. Welcome to the club.'

by LaughingAloud April 21, 2025

More dick than a toilet seat

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'

That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.

by LaughingAloud March 29, 2010

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010