Definitions by LaughingAloud

Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

Lauren Blow-bert by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

Alan Douchowitz

The corrupt attorney who specializes in using legal scholarship and courtroom drama to defends scoundrels and other douchebags.

Alan Douchowitz claims he kept his underwear on while getting a massage at the Epstein estate. What a douchebag!

Alan Douchowitz by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

Mark Fuckerberg

The douchebag founder of Facebook who cowers to MAGAt and Diaper Donald.

There goes Mark Fuckerberg again, abandoning his principles and kissing up to Diaper Donald.

Mark Fuckerberg by LaughingAloud December 10, 2025

Cheap Justice Roberts

Nickname among the other Supreme Court Justices for John Glover Roberts Jr. (born January 27, 1955) is an American jurist who has served since 2005 as the 17th chief justice of the United States.

There goes Cheap Justice Roberts again, selling out to Diaper Donald and his MAGAt Republican extremists. Roberts has failed our nation and its laws.

Cheap Justice Roberts by LaughingAloud December 9, 2025

Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

Tom Cotton-brain by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

Larry Stink

The nickname awarded BlackRock CEO, Larry Fink, while at UCLA for his proclivity to cut smelly farts during finance class.

Oh Gawd. Who cut the cheese again during exams? It must have been Larry Stink, who never would have gotten laid, were it not for his money.

Larry Stink by LaughingAloud December 4, 2025

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025