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AssBurgerMobile

A pseudonym for Tesla, the automobile company whose largest shareholder in idiot-savant, Elon Musk.
Do you plan to by a Tesla? No, I have no interest in owning an AssBurgerMobile.
by LaughingAloud February 23, 2025
mugGet the AssBurgerMobilemug.

birthing a sailor

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."
by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010
mugGet the birthing a sailormug.

Tooty Giuliani

Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.
Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'
by LaughingAloud December 15, 2023
mugGet the Tooty Giulianimug.

Christie Camel Toe

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..
by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016
mugGet the Christie Camel Toemug.

Donald von Shitsinpantz

The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.
If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.
by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024
mugGet the Donald von Shitsinpantzmug.

David's Pecker

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
by LaughingAloud April 5, 2023
mugGet the David's Peckermug.

Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.
Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!
by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025
mugGet the Beans and Monkey Dicksmug.

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