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Jim Eagle

Voter suppression policies undertaken by racist elected representatives which go way beyond Jim Crow policies.
Don't be talking to me about conservatives taking care of us non-whites. Their voter suppression policies are are beyond Jim Crow....they are are Jim Eagle!
by LaughingAloud March 25, 2021
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America's Mare

After proving himself to be a complete horse's ass, Rudy Giuliani's moniker has been changed to 'America's Mare'. Whatever contributions Rudy Tooty may have made while Mayor of New York City, the annals of history will remember him for his obsequious loyalty to a corrupt President, his perpetuation of lies about 2020 election and his audible farting in a Michigan election hearing.
From celebrity to pariah, Rudy Tooty, America's Mare, has destroyed the lives of innocent election workers, and in the process destroyed his reputation. Instead of prison, he should be sent to the glue factory.
by LaughingAloud December 21, 2023
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Donald Von Shitsinpantz

The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.
Here comes Donald Von Shitsinpantz again. Get ready to hold your nose.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
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Mar-a-Lardo

The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.
While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.
by LaughingAloud August 18, 2022
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Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."
You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.
by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019
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turd tornado

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.
Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."
by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016
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Propensity to get Laid

The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009
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