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A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
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Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!
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Alan Douchowitz claims he kept his underwear on while getting a massage at the Epstein estate. What a douchebag!
by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
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By characterizing disabled veterans as slackers, members of Congress are MasturGading those legitimately injured in the line of duty.
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I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'
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