LaughingAloud's definitions

Mar-a-Lardo

The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.

While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.

by LaughingAloud August 18, 2022

Propensity to get Laid

The statiscal probability of having sex in a given situaltion.

Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.

by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009

Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."

You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.

by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019

turd tornado

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.

Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."

by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016

poontronage

Political support or a appointment given in return for sex.

Question: How did that no-name get the appointment?

Answer: Poontronage.

by LaughingAloud July 3, 2020

Fucker Carlson

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.

Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!

by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021

James Comer Pyle

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.

Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.

by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024