Definitions by LaughingAloud
cowtipping terrorists
Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).
These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.
cowtipping terrorists by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016
Gone Stealth
The act of turning off the ringer on your phone and telling the your family, friends and employer that you are out of town (even though you are not), just to get some peace and quiet, and freedom from hassle.
John asks, "What the hell happen to Farquar, I have not heard from him in over a week?" Julie, replies, "He said he was leaving town on a camping trip, but I think he is still in town and is just Gone Stealth."
Gone Stealth by LaughingAloud August 10, 2010
Post Hardon Depression
Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"
Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'
Post Hardon Depression by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010
birthing a sailor
The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."
birthing a sailor by LaughingAloud April 14, 2010
More dick than a toilet seat
The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'
That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.
More dick than a toilet seat by LaughingAloud March 29, 2010
Propensity to get Laid
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
Propensity to get Laid by LaughingAloud July 31, 2009
breastibules
A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'
Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.
breastibules by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009