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GI Jello
After JD Vance posted photos with Navy SEALs, he become known as "GI Jello" to mock his appearance and perceived inauthenticity, contrasting it with real military service.
There goes GI Jello pretending to be a Navy Seal for a photo op. His eyeliner has to be photoshopped out, to make him look tough.
GI Jello by LaughingAloud December 24, 2025
MAGAt Mike
Nickname on Capitol Hill for the corrupt Speaker of the House who has chosen to represent MAGAt (Morons Against Government And truth) instead of the American People. Instead of Speaker of the House, behaves as the 'Gaslighter of the House'.
MAGAt Mike is a disgrace to the office of Speaker of the House. He lies almost as much as much as his dishonest and incompetent boss, Diaper Donald.
MAGAt Mike by LaughingAloud December 21, 2025
Scott Pheasant
Nickname on Capital Hill for U.S. Secretary of Treasury appointed by President Donald Von Shitsinpantz.
Scott Pheasant by LaughingAloud December 18, 2025
Stephen Mitler
There goes Stephen Mitler again spreading hatred and misinformation in support of Diaper Donald’s cruel agenda.
Stephen Mitler by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
Lauren Blow-bert
Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.
Lauren Blow-bert by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
Alan Douchowitz
The corrupt attorney who specializes in using legal scholarship and courtroom drama to defends scoundrels and other douchebags.
Alan Douchowitz claims he kept his underwear on while getting a massage at the Epstein estate. What a douchebag!
Alan Douchowitz by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
Mark Fuckerberg
Mark Fuckerberg by LaughingAloud December 10, 2025