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kirby

London slang. A derogatory term for a certain type of person from Australia, New Zealand or South Africa who now lives in the UK. More often used to describe women but can be applied to men. Can also be used to describe the places frequented by Kirbys.

Kirbies are very fond of alcohol and/or drugs and all the associated behavior. The women are usually blond (or died blond), horribly slutty and have an unpleasant bitchy attitude. The men are usually large rugby playing types (or wanabees) often with blonde hair, very predatory towards women and sometimes quite aggressive.

This word originates form a short lived UK TV show called The Last Chancers which featured a character called Kirby who was as described above.

Note on usage: This word could be considered very offensive as it shows a complete ignorance of the difference between three very different counties.
Alex: I'm not really liking this bar much.
Lauren: I know it's proper kirby.
by Last Chancer November 6, 2008
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the game

A game wher the point is not to remember that you are playing it. As soon as you do you have lost. When you lose you have to immediately say so out loud.
Mike: I've just lost the game.
Jo: Oh, dammit!
by Last Chancer October 19, 2006
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kirby

London slang originating in Fulham. A derogatory term for a certain type of unpleasent person from Australia, New Zealand or South Africa who now lives in the UK. The word is most often applied to women but can be used to describe men or even places.

Kirbies are fond of alcohol/ drugs and all the associated behaviour. Common traits are slight stupidity, vanity, aggressively sexual behaviour, an irritating put on laught and/ or voice. The women are usually blonde (or died blonde) and the men are often large rugby playing types (or wannabees)

This word could be concidered quite offensive as it shows a complete ignorance of three very different countries.
Alex: Oh my gosh you see those girls?!
Lauren: Proper Kirbys!

Tom: I'm not really feeling Zulus tonight
Gary: I know, it's too much of a Kirby bar.
by Last Chancer November 9, 2008
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dappy

Used to descripe a girl who is a bit dippy but also a bit mad or eccentric. Friendly mild insult.
Emily: So I locked my housekey in my locker again..
Jas: Your so dappy!
by Last Chancer October 23, 2006
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livejournal

Mildly classyer than MySpace.
You: So last friday I had this awsome night..
Me: Yeah I saw on your livejournal sounded goood!
You: Yeah
End of covo
by Last Chancer October 23, 2006
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UniS

University of Surrey, (Guildfrod)
I posted this coz someone else tagged UniS
by Last Chancer October 24, 2006
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innit

Contraction of 'isn't it' which has been used in London for about 40 years ATLEAST. (so stop attibuting it to all sorts of wierd groups of people like for example chavs) Used at the end of sentances in the same was as eh?, right? or you-get-me?
Me: Where ARE you?
You: Still at work, innit.
by Last Chancer October 23, 2006
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