Laslo's definitions

Kenzo

NOUN, term for people residing in the Kensington section of the City of Brotherly Love (ie: Philadelphia, PA), and not to be confused with someone from North Philadelphia.

You're buddy in the sally near K&A is a real Kenzo.

by laslo November 2, 2009

hypAAcrit

a person in recovery from alcoholism who says one thing and then acts the opposite way in a very obnoxious and judgemental manner

Have you seen the young girl that Bobby was hitting on last night?

Yeah, he yelled at a guy the other night for trying to 13th step the same chick..

What a hypAAcrit !

by laslo July 2, 2011

greg-time

NOUN
the description of the act of being 5 to 8 minutes late continually to the same repeating scheduled event, AND having no valid excuse for the behavior, AND not having any need to change the behavior

Hey Bob I notice that you are never on time to the meeting.
Yeah Rich, I'm on greg-time.

by laslo May 10, 2010

deaddy bear

the stuffed animals left at the scene of a fatal car wreck in the hood, or along country roads.....

This morning, when I was driving through French Chester, I realized there must have been a fatal car wreck last night, as there were deaddy bears next to a freshly placed cross alongside the highway.

by laslo December 7, 2012

French Chester

female - urinating on the person you're having sex with during your period, ONLY if blood is involved.
male - urinating on the person you're having sex with if there has knowingly been blood in your urine that day.
other - a section of Chester, PA where the French settled

Hey Leroy, I was with this crazy bitch on the rag last night and she gave me a French Chester instead of a blowjob.

by laslo January 12, 2010

drAAma

something or a situation that a person in recovery from alcoholism participates in, in a way that stirs people up into a heated frenzy, for no good reason, other than looking for something to do besides drinking.

Did you hear that Benjamin asked Lori out, then told her he couldn't see her anymore because he thinks about her too much at work, but came out to dinner when he knew she was gonna be there, and then didn't talk with her, then texted her 5 times on his way home?

He's such a drAAma queen!

by laslo July 9, 2011

womanman

noun, a new species of seemingly politically correct male, usually in their mid 20's to mid 30's who has daddy issues and rebels against any type of male roll model, especially to males around the age of their father. They also are experts at playing the symp-card with women, in particular when it comes to using public transportation or asking a male for a ride. possible closet homosexuals, steroid use is common, and being a dick to males older than them is their super power. plural - womemmen

That guy who looks like he's on roids at the gym went off on me for no reason the other day. Oh yeah, you're older than him and he's a real womanman, when it comes to that.

by laslo October 19, 2016