Lars's definitions

what

Word that has been whored out beyond belief. Often when ever you go into a large room and scream it, you'll be responded to by many "OKAY!"s by many people trying desperately to sound like Lil' John.

"What's up, dude?"
"WHAT!"
"..."

by Lars March 4, 2005

chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

by lars October 8, 2004

swaggart

Term commonly and excessively used by John B. referring to any person/object within yelling distance. Meaning useless piece of fuck, little shit head, assface, etc.

"Fuckin' cocksucking piece of shit toilet. What a swaggart!" -John B.

by Lars November 13, 2004

lars

See Larry Cannon

Larry Cannon's in da house!!

by lars April 7, 2003

Glort

That noise you make when you have to fart but the shit still manages to squeeze out somehow in liquid form.

(GLORT)! Damn time to change my undies again.

by Lars June 4, 2003

Alternica

Metallica 1991 - Present

I just picked up the new Alternica CD St. Anger, it's so awesome I'll put it right beside Deftones and The Offspring!

by Lars July 3, 2003