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Irish referendum

When you're opposed to something, only to change your mind a year later in favour of it. Just like Ireland did with the Nice and Lisbon treaties.
Guy 1: "Dude! My girlfriend finally agreed!"
Guy 2: "Seriously? I thought last year she was all like "exit only"?
Guy 1: I guess she had an Irish referendum on the matter.
by Lairor February 8, 2010
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Dan Brown philosophy

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.
PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.
by Lairor July 28, 2008
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white crunk

Kanye West's term for the music of Franz Ferdinand (and possibly like-minded bands). This sound had an influence on him in recording his 2005 album, Late Registration.
"'Diamonds' is kind of white crunk." - Kanye West, referring to his single "Diamonds From Sierra Leone"
by Lairor July 24, 2008
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TDIMWTWP(CL)

The Day I Messed With The Wrong Person (Chris Lewis). Acronym coined by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka during his legal battle with Chris Lewis, Director of Communications, Ultimate Creations, Inc., a representative of former wrestler The Ultimate Warrior.
"I shall forever remember this day as the day I messed with the wrong person (Chris Lewis), or 'TDIMWTWP(CL)' for short. I like acronyms. And ponies." - Lowtax
by Lairor April 24, 2005
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cursive

A style of handwriting where all the letters in a word are joined together. Sometimes referred to as just "handwriting."
The form said "PLEASE PRINT" so I didn't use cursive writing.
by Lairor December 8, 2004
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shoot

The only correct response to "Can I ask you a question?" besides "You just did."
by Lairor December 9, 2004
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road

An open passageway of sorts, usually for transportation vehicles.
For the ignorant in the crowd, (i.e. "j") "The Road Not Taken" is by Robert Frost, NOT Emily Dickinson.
by Lairor December 11, 2004
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