Dan Brown philosophy

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.

PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.

by Lairor July 28, 2008

Bohemian

This term is incorrectly said to refer to a person who leads their life without regard to conventional standards of behaviour because that is how Gypsies lived and it was believed that Gypsies originally hailed from Bohemia, part of what is modern-day Czech Republic. Gypsies actually emigrated from northern Indian so it should also be noted that the term "Gypsy" which is derived from "Egyptian" is also incorrect although it is more widely accepted. The most etymologically correct term would be "Romani" or "Romany" which is the Gypsies original word for themselves.

Person 1: "Look at that hippie, he's such a Bohemian."
Person 2: "He doesn't look like a Czech to me."

by Lairor December 29, 2004

TDIMWTWP(CL)

The Day I Messed With The Wrong Person (Chris Lewis). Acronym coined by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka during his legal battle with Chris Lewis, Director of Communications, Ultimate Creations, Inc., a representative of former wrestler The Ultimate Warrior.

"I shall forever remember this day as the day I messed with the wrong person (Chris Lewis), or 'TDIMWTWP(CL)' for short. I like acronyms. And ponies." - Lowtax

by Lairor April 24, 2005

P-dot

A lame nickname sometimes used when referring to Peterborough, Ontario because we don't have our own nickname. See also, Sixth Borough, The.

Townie: Yo man, it's like the T-dot and the P-dot, right?
Student: No.

by Lairor October 26, 2004

road

An open passageway of sorts, usually for transportation vehicles.

For the ignorant in the crowd, (i.e. "j") "The Road Not Taken" is by Robert Frost, NOT Emily Dickinson.

by Lairor December 11, 2004

K-town

Nickname for Kitchener, Ontario. Also, contrary to what the inhabitants of that city may tell you, NOT a nickname for Kingston, Ontario.

K-town's got a dope indie scene.

by Lairor October 25, 2004

CHE-LIVES

A complete and utter fallacy.

Che doesn't live. He was killed by the Bolivian Army just like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

by Lairor February 5, 2005