Lafferty Daniel's definitions

Hot-Not-Ready

Used to describe a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready pizza that is undercooked or not yet ready to be served. Often the result of its extremely low price attracting a long line of dragon tamers, who put the underpaid staff into a position of serving undercooked pizzas.

Geoff: "You pick up that Hot-N-Ready??"

Mark: "More like Hot-NOT-Ready! There were 25 tamers before me in line and I still got my pizza in 30 seconds. This cheese isn't even melted."

Geoff: "Oh well, chances are we'll end up throwing half of it out the car window anyway"

by Lafferty Daniel October 2, 2008

refund

slang term for vomit

"Phil refunded his entire lunch in his lap"

by Lafferty Daniel January 4, 2008

Full Housin'

(v.) The act of drinking straight out of a communal beverage container, usually a half-gallon or larger.

Originating from the popular 90s sitcom "Full House" in which DJ's boyfriend, Steve, was known to commit this act in the Tanner's kitchen, often aggravating Danny.

Rebecca: "All the cups are dirty, and I caught Steve full housin' our gallon of milk."

Jesse: "Dude, what an ass wipe"

by Lafferty Daniel October 2, 2008

joyngous

-adj. something of great size, magnitude, quality, or importance

Kevin: "Did you see that chick's rack?"
Adam: "Yes dude, those things were joyngous!"

by Lafferty Daniel December 30, 2007

Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008

PGI

PGI is an acronym for Positive Girl Interaction. The higher the amount of PGI a guy has, the happier and more hopeful he becomes.

Maximizing your PGI is the ultimate goal for a guy when he is out on the town. Ones Positive Girl Interaction can be increased by talking to girls, dancing with girls, or taking a girl to poundtown, etc...

"My PGI skyrocketed once I got a hank senior from Julie last night"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

hank junior

see hand job. one step below a hank senior.

"I got a hank junior 2 weeks ago and my dick still hurts"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010