Lafferty Daniel's definitions

starecrow

a starecrow is a guy who stands on the edge of the dance floor and stares at girls in hopes of being approached by one. Starecrows resemble scarecrows by standing still and not dancing

"Maybe if Justin wasn't such a starecrow, he could actually dance with some girls"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

Hot-Not-Ready

Used to describe a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready pizza that is undercooked or not yet ready to be served. Often the result of its extremely low price attracting a long line of dragon tamers, who put the underpaid staff into a position of serving undercooked pizzas.

Geoff: "You pick up that Hot-N-Ready??"

Mark: "More like Hot-NOT-Ready! There were 25 tamers before me in line and I still got my pizza in 30 seconds. This cheese isn't even melted."

Geoff: "Oh well, chances are we'll end up throwing half of it out the car window anyway"

by Lafferty Daniel October 2, 2008

refund

slang term for vomit

"Phil refunded his entire lunch in his lap"

by Lafferty Daniel January 4, 2008

PGI

PGI is an acronym for Positive Girl Interaction. The higher the amount of PGI a guy has, the happier and more hopeful he becomes.

Maximizing your PGI is the ultimate goal for a guy when he is out on the town. Ones Positive Girl Interaction can be increased by talking to girls, dancing with girls, or taking a girl to poundtown, etc...

"My PGI skyrocketed once I got a hank senior from Julie last night"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

Social Under Armour

Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.

Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."

Pete: "No wonder he is alone."

by Lafferty Daniel October 1, 2008

hank junior

see hand job. one step below a hank senior.

"I got a hank junior 2 weeks ago and my dick still hurts"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

buttery lindgren

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2008