I really shouldn’t have eaten sushi from a subway vendor for dinner, I’ve been shibarfing all night.
OR
On January 1st you have to put the trash can next to the toilet to accommodate the shibarfing.
THE best rock band in the history of the Planet that we refer to as 'Earth'. If anyone thinks otherwise they should be shot and left on the side of the road to rot, and I wouldn't give a shit, i would run over their fat ass.