Lachlan Days's definitions

Brachial Detachment

During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.

I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Brown-Carrot

What Santa actually did with that carrot you left out for Rudolph.

EWWW! I found a brown-carrot at the base of the chimney...

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Two Eggs In A Hanky

Two testicles in a scrotum.

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Titanny

Permanent Stiff Nipples.

Dude, ur grandma grossed me out, she has Titanny!

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Purple Helmet Heaven

A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.

After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006