Definitions by LaUrEn

myspace whore 

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

myspace whore by lauren May 13, 2005

perr 

perfect, without flaws, to look good

You look so perr what are you talking about.

perr by Lauren May 13, 2005

Egotistical

Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.

I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.

Egotistical by Lauren May 13, 2005

coalesce 

to fuse together ; mix

the colors coalesced well

coalesce by Lauren May 13, 2005

Swamp crotch 

When a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!

"Is it normal that my vagina smells like a swamp?"

Swamp crotch by Lauren May 13, 2005

Dag 

When you have a really old cat and he/she has lost the ability to excrete properly, and they do a poo but still has a dag (a bit of poo) hanging on.

"Hey, look, Whiskas has a dag!"
"Ewww"

Dag by Lauren May 1, 2005

Chi 

A really really good hair straighener, probably the best on the market.

I used that chi on my hair yesterday, it worked so well!

Chi by Lauren April 26, 2005