penguin shit

When a penguin shats, he makes a substance called PENGUIN SHIT

Eat penguin shit you ass belancher

by LUkeAss December 23, 2003

Dirty Carmine

You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!

that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!

by LukeAss May 20, 2007

ettes

a short term for cigarretes used by someone who is usually high or just a complete ass

You kid pass the ettes over HURR

by LUkeAss December 21, 2003

slimy marvin

While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!

I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!

by LukeAss April 22, 2006

a bomb

When you rip a fart so loud, long, and vile smelling, well my friends, you have just dropped the a bomb

Oh my god it smells like my grandpas asshole after taco bell in here! Jon dont drop the a bomb again I cant fucking breath!

by LUkeAss March 28, 2004

Nick Lachey

It is tough because he was in a boyband everyone was 98% sure was gay, when he went solo he sounds like he was castrated, yet he gets to bang jessica simpson...its not fair he is a fagbag!

You want to join a boyband then once you get big, go solo and sing like a faggot?? Dude, dont go Nick Lachey on me

by LUkeAss January 15, 2004

power dump

When you take a crap that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your ass or nuts

Damn my ass is soaked after that power dump

by LUkeAss January 10, 2004