Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

by Luke January 6, 2005

Dove

Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.

"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"

by Luke April 30, 2005

spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004

wah

A way to illustrate one's complete lask of compassion for another's misfortune

victim: "Man, I spilled beer all over my pants."

Predator: "Wah!"

by Luke October 20, 2004

turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 27, 2006

coochie spray

Coochie Spray is most known as bad smelling calogne used for the freshening up the the vaginal area...

Kami...why do you smell like sick as coochie spray?!? Oh wait...you're poor...I forgot...

Her everyone...smell Kami...it smells like coochie...EWWW!!

by Luke June 7, 2004

mila kunis

Extremely cute actress from 'That 70s Show'. Currently dating Macaulay Culkin- so there's hope for us all yet.

Mila Kunis is how you want your girlfriend to look/act/talk/smile like.

by Luke April 1, 2005