LMFMC FUCKER's definitions

Jumbo Fried Chicken

Someone who is Morbidly Obese

Dude there goes some jumbo fried chicken

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache

Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Ass Crack Lane

When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.

Guy 1: dude you can see that chicks crack!
Guy 2: Shes on a walk down ass crack lane!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Actually

A word to try to convince someone you are telling the truth!

Person 1: Dude i so screwed your mom last night!!
Person 2: no you didnt dont lie!!
Person 1: No dude i ACTUALLY did!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Actually!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 5, 2009

Pubestache

When someone passes out, and you trim your pubes, and glue them onto that person's face giving them a pubestache

Dude we were at this party and we gave Ronnie a pubestache

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Pull a Gabe

When someone gets mad at you for liking a certian band or song or genre of music because they liked it first, or because you dont dress a certian way, this is considered to be pulling a gabe!

Matt: Bring me the horizon is a good band!!
Gabe: OMG YOU CANT LIKE THEM!!! YOU DONT DRESS LIKE THAT!!
Jon and Stephan: Way to pull a gabe

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009