LMFMC FUCKER's definitions

Teter Twat

A pedophile who specifically rapes little girls and is only interested in vaginas!

Dude that guy Jim!! i think hes a teter twat

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Ass Crack Lane

When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.

Guy 1: dude you can see that chicks crack!
Guy 2: Shes on a walk down ass crack lane!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

Actually

A word to try to convince someone you are telling the truth!

Person 1: Dude i so screwed your mom last night!!
Person 2: no you didnt dont lie!!
Person 1: No dude i ACTUALLY did!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Actually!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 5, 2009

Pubestache

When someone passes out, and you trim your pubes, and glue them onto that person's face giving them a pubestache

Dude we were at this party and we gave Ronnie a pubestache

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Mc Douche n hump

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!

Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump

by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache

Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Australian Pelican

When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.

Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009