LJ's definitions

virgin 9 kids later

Heavy Evey is still a virgin, eventhough she been married for over 40 years.

how bout, my mother evey is still a virgin, 9 kids later.

by lj March 27, 2005

clit on

when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.

wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!

by lj August 20, 2003

tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.

when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.

by lj March 25, 2005

donkey dick

someone who is the penis of a donkey.

yo, you are such a donkey dick.

by lj March 27, 2005

allstar

lena's favorite cousin david is an allstar cause he rocks.

You missed cousin allstar at the gym today. He was rockin on the stairmaster.

by lj March 25, 2005

one brother other

one brother being a drug dealer;the other brother being a drug user.

my one brother uses, and the other deals.

by lj March 27, 2005

fluff

A soft toned passing of gas; usually is lengthy and done quitely. Mostly done by females

by LJ April 17, 2003