LJ's definitions

fluff

A soft toned passing of gas; usually is lengthy and done quitely. Mostly done by females

by LJ April 17, 2003

confukled

something or someone that's confused, weary, worn out or an idiot

this contract has me confukled... i can't read this crap, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or "yeah he's really confukled, wish he'd stop drinking and go away!"

by lj August 20, 2003

special person club member

the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.

you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.

by lj March 21, 2005

allstar

lena's favorite cousin david is an allstar cause he rocks.

You missed cousin allstar at the gym today. He was rockin on the stairmaster.

by lj March 25, 2005

clit on

when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.

wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!

by lj August 20, 2003

virgin 9 kids later

Heavy Evey is still a virgin, eventhough she been married for over 40 years.

how bout, my mother evey is still a virgin, 9 kids later.

by lj March 27, 2005

swingfield

Also known as the Field of Goodness or Field. Town located in the hottest spot of Northern VA. Anyone originating, living or residing here may consider themselves one of the few, the proud, the fielders.

"yo dawg, you peeped those fly ass bitches, elge or mcslutskey up in 22152?"
"shit son, you mean those hot pieces of ass from swingfield?"
"shizzle, bizzle, nizzle; TRUE! God Bless that Swingfield!"

by LJ July 2, 2003