17 definitions by LJ

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when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.
wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!
by LJ August 20, 2003
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n. 1. a homosexual hobo 2. a shortened term for a homeless homosexual
-That homobo was totally checking you out, man.
-No, he just wanted my guava turnovers.
by LJ August 31, 2003
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the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.
you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.
by LJ March 21, 2005
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Heavy Evey is still a virgin, eventhough she been married for over 40 years.
how bout, my mother evey is still a virgin, 9 kids later.
by LJ March 27, 2005
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one who has their "shit" together. something that's working perfectly or is very well done.
man she's tight! or... that's one tight peice of work, well done.
by LJ August 20, 2003
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the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls
I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...
by LJ January 31, 2005
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Also known as the Field of Goodness or Field. Town located in the hottest spot of Northern VA. Anyone originating, living or residing here may consider themselves one of the few, the proud, the fielders.
"yo dawg, you peeped those fly ass bitches, elge or mcslutskey up in 22152?"
"shit son, you mean those hot pieces of ass from swingfield?"
"shizzle, bizzle, nizzle; TRUE! God Bless that Swingfield!"
by LJ July 02, 2003
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