LJ's definitions

special person club member

the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.

you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.

by lj March 21, 2005

tocame los huevos

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

by LJ January 31, 2005

homobo

n. 1. a homosexual hobo 2. a shortened term for a homeless homosexual

-That homobo was totally checking you out, man.
-No, he just wanted my guava turnovers.

by lj August 31, 2003

cadiwampus

something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.

wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.

by lj August 20, 2003

confukled

something or someone that's confused, weary, worn out or an idiot

this contract has me confukled... i can't read this crap, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or "yeah he's really confukled, wish he'd stop drinking and go away!"

by lj August 20, 2003

clit on

when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.

wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!

by lj August 20, 2003

tight

one who has their "shit" together. something that's working perfectly or is very well done.

man she's tight! or... that's one tight peice of work, well done.

by lj August 20, 2003