by Lizzy October 11, 2003
like when people say someones hot, like sexy or something, u cant say hot cuz then it could be like temperature, not hott like sexy, catch my drft here?
by lizzy June 04, 2004
by lizzy November 15, 2003
From the popular "Leif Erikson Day" Spongebob episode but meaning a cheap bottle of vodka; getting smashed and becoming very touchy with others; or hogging the limited and cheap alochol your group has
"I could only get some Leif Erikson for tonight's kickback"
"Jamie is completely smashed. She's in Leif Erikson mode."
"We only have half a handle of Smirnoff for tonight so no one Leif Erikson tonight."
"Jamie is completely smashed. She's in Leif Erikson mode."
"We only have half a handle of Smirnoff for tonight so no one Leif Erikson tonight."
by Lizzy October 13, 2014
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed
and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass
when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed
and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
by Lizzy March 19, 2005