LIzzy's definitions

haimes

To make a haimes of something = to mess something up

"This is a song that I made a total haimes of last night on TV"

by Lizzy April 8, 2005

miget

FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL midget!

Guy 1: See that guy? Hes a miget!
Guy 2: wtf is a miget?

by Lizzy October 10, 2003

bucket of slut

a female who is really slutty.

look at this bucket of slut coming along

by lizzy January 24, 2005

stocker

stalker; one who stalks

Quills is a stocker.

by lizzy December 4, 2004

kaelin

Most awesome girl ever.

Kaelin Rhea is awesome.

by lizzy April 6, 2005

quirk

(Adj.)- A characteristic that makes one special. Someone with a lot of quirks might be considered fucked up.

My favorite quirk about him is that he has to sleep the furthest away from the door.

by Lizzy November 23, 2003

grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!

by Lizzy March 19, 2005