LAUREN's definitions

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

jimmy rigged

done or fixed half-assed

"man, our whole house is jimmy rigged. look, we have duct tape to fix the hole in the ceiling."

by lauren August 30, 2003

elbow

a joint between your upper arm and forearm where you can bend, usually not backwards.

My elbow is dirty;I need to scrub it.

by Lauren November 12, 2004

hootchy cutters

shorts that are so short and tight they show ya bum- and maybe somethin else

"uh uh girl no way you gonna wear them hootchy cutters in MA house"

by lauren September 1, 2003

UDF

United Dairy Farmers, an ice cream/ convenience store. the only fucking thing in Terrace Park.

"man i'm so baked- let's head to UDF and pick up some munchies"

by lauren August 31, 2003

grabske

a very cool uncommon last name, found by a young girl in Delavan, WI.

You're the coolest person i know you're like a Grabske!

by Lauren February 1, 2004

espec.

especially

"i'll come- espec. if jane will be there."

by lauren August 31, 2003