LAURA's definitions

turdbrain

a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain

You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.

by Laura March 11, 2003

TMDD

Too much dick disease leads to death and being a slut. To this date no cure has been found. Symptoms include shorts skirts and vodka.

Ashlee has TMDD.

by laura May 12, 2014

Walpole

Used to describe a boring place.

I hate it there, it's so walpole!

by Laura July 30, 2003

Wayne

An upper-middle-class Northern New Jersey town of about 55,000 in Passaic County about 20 miles outside of New York City.
Lacking in any sort of downtown so "Club Preakness" (Preakness shopping center) is the place to be.
Full of Jews, Asians, and endless Catholics who forget that Protestants exist.

"Only Wayne would have a Hebrew YMCA."

"I can't wait to get the fuck out of Wayne."

by Laura December 29, 2004

gulbinator

a word used by the two coolest people to describe one who gulbinates the gulable

You gulbinator you !!!

by Laura February 28, 2005

umk

the word sam tries to get me to say and im like no! its mk. hes a dork.

Sweetblondie1590: mk
Sweetblondie1590: then i guess so
RiversideProphet: its "umk"
RiversideProphet: woooo
Sweetblondie1590: NO ITS MK

by laura January 5, 2005

mean mugging

1. To have a sour/mean look on your face.

That skank tried to dance with my man and I was mean mugging.

by Laura December 10, 2004