mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

James Raskopf

The best man in the whole wide world. I love him. He is so witty, sweet, nice, funny, and soothing. I love you James Raskopf. I love you forever. <@> ^_^

Looking around, sighing, I wish that James Raskopf was here, so I can be complete.

by Laura January 21, 2005

cup o joe

a cup of coffe not beer as some people think

hey pour me a cup o joe.

by Laura January 16, 2004

curly fry

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.

Guy: That dude is so hot.
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: No I'm straight, straight as a curly fry.

by Laura May 17, 2004

anaconda

a big piece of shit.

Leslie walks out of the bathroom after an hour. "Anaconda."

by laura December 14, 2004

hoser

hoser equals the american use of idiot.

You're all a bunch of fucking hosers.

by Laura February 11, 2005

boobah

some scary looking children's television caracters, closely resenbleing a man's penis and who live in a ball bag each.
also available in a range of gay colurs

Ah!! Booooobahhhhhh

by laura June 25, 2004