LARSTAIT's definitions

Superficial

On the surface. Often not real.

His superficial talents were supplied by an unseen force.

by larstait October 29, 2003

Mortal

Not immortal. A mortal is someone or something that can die off through natural or unnatural selection.

Is there life after this mortal coil is shed?

by larstait October 29, 2003

Jubilee

Short celibration!

by larstait October 29, 2003

monologue

One person speaking alone, often to more than one other person without expected comment

Jay Leno might as well have a dialogue, since his band leader always laughs at the jokes that bomb and then continues to talk to Jay to make up for the silence afterwards

by larstait October 29, 2003

dialogue

Speech between two (or more) people.

by larstait October 29, 2003

lament

To have grief for

Moan, cry, weep, deplore

The lament for October

by larstait October 29, 2003

Tommy Boy

The most extravagantly fantastic and outrageously stupid character played by wordChris Farley/word, also the title of the movie he is from. It came out in 1995 and instantly became and remains to be one of the funniest movies in existance.

**TOMMY's open M&M bag slides into RICHARD's car's A/C vent on the dash, when RICHARD takes a hard right**

RICHARD: Ohh No! That sounds great! Wow that's really gonna UP the re-sale value!!

TOMMY: I think we're gonna be ok. They have a thin candy shell. Hmph! Surprised you didn't know that.

RICHARD: I think your HEAD has a thin candy shell!

TOMMY:Y-your head has the sh- sh..shell on it.

RICHARD: Are you talking?

TOMMY: Shut up, Richard!

by larstait October 29, 2003