Definitions by L.B. Seed
back knacker
back knacker by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
clay
To exhibit clayness is to undertake an activity, mainly sporting, with fitness and bloody minded determination rather than outstanding natural ability.
This will be exhibited mainly in aryan and Oriental races.
For true Clayness, no emotion must be exhibited. There is neither the ecstacy of victory or the disapointment of defeat, only the next contest.
To face an opponent with clayness is also very frustrating and can only be overcome with a top draw performance or a moment of shear brilliance.
This will be exhibited mainly in aryan and Oriental races.
For true Clayness, no emotion must be exhibited. There is neither the ecstacy of victory or the disapointment of defeat, only the next contest.
To face an opponent with clayness is also very frustrating and can only be overcome with a top draw performance or a moment of shear brilliance.
"I took the ball past him three times and still he got up to kick at my heals"
"Denis Irwin has unbelievable Clayness, that winger skinned him and he still got off his arse to block the cross"
"Denis Irwin has unbelievable Clayness, that winger skinned him and he still got off his arse to block the cross"
both barrels
"No messing about last night, straight in, both barrels, then down the pub".
"I gave her both barrels across her chin".
"I gave her both barrels across her chin".
both barrels by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
stakis
A term given to an individual who is essentially overweight and usually sweating.It is the shortened version of the full title 'Augustus Stakis' which is derived from Augustus Gloop and a mythical gluttonous Roman Emperor.
"Look at Stakis on that go kart, he's like Donkey Kong".
"Stakis had double cheese burger and chips and was still minesweeping the rest of the table".
"Stakis had double cheese burger and chips and was still minesweeping the rest of the table".
nodge
1)An accident prone individual (usually with oversized head, but not essential)
2) To describe a period of little activity
2) To describe a period of little activity
1) "Get a lift from nodge, you must be joking! I want to live"
2) "Didn't get up to much really, just spent the summer nodgeing around"
2) "Didn't get up to much really, just spent the summer nodgeing around"
bubbles
A human with animal-like characteristics. That of a small, furry creature such as a bush baby.
Bubbles will be timid and grunts with frightened displeasure when confronted with bright clothes, nighclubs, females, or antything else outside of his limited comfort zone.
Easily startled, Bubbles will often scurry into the loftspace if there is a sharp knock on the door. Hide away your Bubbles on bonfire night or in extreme weather conditions
Staple diet would include Weetabix, ham and bananas. He will not go near a gas hob.
Bubbles will be timid and grunts with frightened displeasure when confronted with bright clothes, nighclubs, females, or antything else outside of his limited comfort zone.
Easily startled, Bubbles will often scurry into the loftspace if there is a sharp knock on the door. Hide away your Bubbles on bonfire night or in extreme weather conditions
Staple diet would include Weetabix, ham and bananas. He will not go near a gas hob.