stakis

A term given to an individual who is essentially overweight and usually sweating.It is the shortened version of the full title 'Augustus Stakis' which is derived from Augustus Gloop and a mythical gluttonous Roman Emperor.
"Look at Stakis on that go kart, he's like Donkey Kong".

"Stakis had double cheese burger and chips and was still minesweeping the rest of the table".
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
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nodge

1)An accident prone individual (usually with oversized head, but not essential)

2) To describe a period of little activity
1) "Get a lift from nodge, you must be joking! I want to live"

2) "Didn't get up to much really, just spent the summer nodgeing around"
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
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globes

A pair of breasts which are size 'c' or above. They must be pert, not saggy, with a mesmorizing orb like quality.
"It's a real globe fest in here tonight"

"I'd like to go to bed with two girls so I can have a globe on each ear"..

"She's globetastic".
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
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river nile

To wake up after a big night out,often having slept on a floor, feeling like you've had a wash in a filthy river. Characteristics will include greasy flat hair, sticky clothes, sore throat, red eyes, spots.
"I woke up this morning feeling unbelievable River Nile".
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
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bubbles

A human with animal-like characteristics. That of a small, furry creature such as a bush baby.

Bubbles will be timid and grunts with frightened displeasure when confronted with bright clothes, nighclubs, females, or antything else outside of his limited comfort zone.

Easily startled, Bubbles will often scurry into the loftspace if there is a sharp knock on the door. Hide away your Bubbles on bonfire night or in extreme weather conditions

Staple diet would include Weetabix, ham and bananas. He will not go near a gas hob.
"Look at Bubbles in his designer shirt"
response: "(grunt) Everybody is wearing designer shirts, why are you picking on me"
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
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back knacker

To be bollock deep in a female or grossly overworked.
"I was up to my back knacker in a filthy hoe".

"I'm up to my back knackers in it at present"
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both barrels

To ejaculate in a particularly explosive manner, thus emptying the bean bag.
"No messing about last night, straight in, both barrels, then down the pub".

"I gave her both barrels across her chin".
by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004
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