nekkade

The nekkade is a decade performed in the nude. This is a freestyle bike trick invented by hecKtor Dangus during the summer of 2009.

For video documentation, Google search the word 'nekkade'.

Do it for the lulz.
Cops to Dangus : "That nekkade was truly incredible, but we're going to have to ask you to put some pants on, sir."

Dangus to cops : "I bet you guys listen to 311".
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 24, 2009
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david lee roth

Person A: I hate my new job with a passion. These drug tests are fucking intrusive and I can't smoke the herb anymore.


Person B: Well, at least you can still do some david lee roth on the weekends...that shit will be outta your system by Monday.

Person A: Fuck you, I hate cocaine.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 26, 2009
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paint the town brown

The act of defecation.

Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.

Feels good man.

This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.
After a massive Tex-Mex dinner at El Cheko's, we slept hard all night. The next morning we funneled a gallon of hot strong coffee, after which it was time to paint the town brown.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 03, 2010
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twat broom

The mustache of a cunnilingus aficionado. Generally bushy, and smelling slightly of poon juice, thereby offering a lingering olfactory reward to the twat broom's owner.
Dude, how can you rock that twat broom, when it totally interferes with your consumption of the david lee roth?

The twat broom requires some sacrifices, but also offers certain rewards that defy description in polite society.

You mean like how your face always smells like a pussy?

Exactly!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 13, 2010
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