Paper food is an alternate term for fast food.
If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.
If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.
The Mango Mussolini seems as clueless as one can be about fine cuisine, as he is known to eat steak with ketchup and proudly consumes paper food on a regular basis.
Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.
Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 05, 2017
The Mango Mussolini's attempt to pronounce the word 'Tesla' while he turns the White House into a car sales lot.
"I LOVE TESLERR"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 01, 2025
Person A: I hate my new job with a passion. These drug tests are fucking intrusive and I can't smoke the herb anymore.
Person B: Well, at least you can still do some david lee roth on the weekends...that shit will be outta your system by Monday.
Person A: Fuck you, I hate cocaine.
Person B: Well, at least you can still do some david lee roth on the weekends...that shit will be outta your system by Monday.
Person A: Fuck you, I hate cocaine.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 26, 2009
This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
The mustache of a cunnilingus aficionado. Generally bushy, and smelling slightly of poon juice, thereby offering a lingering olfactory reward to the twat broom's owner.
Dude, how can you rock that twat broom, when it totally interferes with your consumption of the david lee roth?
The twat broom requires some sacrifices, but also offers certain rewards that defy description in polite society.
You mean like how your face always smells like a pussy?
Exactly!
The twat broom requires some sacrifices, but also offers certain rewards that defy description in polite society.
You mean like how your face always smells like a pussy?
Exactly!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 12, 2010
This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.
Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.
This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.
This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".
If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010
When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019