The opposite of gaslighting.
Instead of a malevolent person trying to convince someone that their valid perspective is irrational,
an irrational person tries to accuse an innocent person of malevolence.
Instead of a malevolent person trying to convince someone that their valid perspective is irrational,
an irrational person tries to accuse an innocent person of malevolence.
I've never cheated on my partner and never would,
but she keeps insisting there's something bad going on.
I cannot stop her from lightgassing me.
but she keeps insisting there's something bad going on.
I cannot stop her from lightgassing me.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 13, 2025
Get the Lightgassing mug.When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019
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Boaty McBoatface (also known as Boaty) is the British lead boat in a fleet of three robotic lithium battery–powered autonomous underwater vehicles (AUVs) of the Autosub Long Range (ALR) class. Launched in 2017 and carried on board the polar scientific research vessel RRS Sir David Attenborough, she is a focal point of the Polar Explorer Programme of the UK Government.
The name Boaty McBoatface was originally proposed in a March 2016 #NameOurShip online poll to name the £200 million polar scientific research ship being constructed in the Cammell Laird shipyard in Birkenhead for the United Kingdom's Natural Environment Research Council (NERC).2 BBC Radio Jersey presenter James Hand coined the humorous suggestion Boaty McBoatface for the poll, and the name quickly became the most popular choice by far, with 33% of the vote to 11% for the second choice. The name was described as a homage to Hooty McOwlface, an owl named through an "Adopt-a-Bird" programme in 2012 that became popular on the Internet.
Back story:
Boaty McBoatface (also known as Boaty) is the British lead boat in a fleet of three robotic lithium battery–powered autonomous underwater vehicles (AUVs) of the Autosub Long Range (ALR) class. Launched in 2017 and carried on board the polar scientific research vessel RRS Sir David Attenborough, she is a focal point of the Polar Explorer Programme of the UK Government.
The name Boaty McBoatface was originally proposed in a March 2016 #NameOurShip online poll to name the £200 million polar scientific research ship being constructed in the Cammell Laird shipyard in Birkenhead for the United Kingdom's Natural Environment Research Council (NERC).2 BBC Radio Jersey presenter James Hand coined the humorous suggestion Boaty McBoatface for the poll, and the name quickly became the most popular choice by far, with 33% of the vote to 11% for the second choice. The name was described as a homage to Hooty McOwlface, an owl named through an "Adopt-a-Bird" programme in 2012 that became popular on the Internet.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 12, 2024
Get the McBoatfacing mug."Want to save the environment? Then don't fuck in the front hole."
“A woman who already recycles at her optimum will still increase her carbon footprint forty times by having two children.” (cited from a study at Oregon State)
"Abortion is green."
- all quotes by Doug Stanhope
“A woman who already recycles at her optimum will still increase her carbon footprint forty times by having two children.” (cited from a study at Oregon State)
"Abortion is green."
- all quotes by Doug Stanhope
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 24, 2010
Get the front hole mug.I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 04, 2010
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Spawned by self-censoring people on social media sites
who do not wish to face bot-consequences for using such a terrible word.
Spawned by self-censoring people on social media sites
who do not wish to face bot-consequences for using such a terrible word.
They say Jeffrey Epstein unalived himself, but let's be real for a minute.
12,300 children were killed in Gaza between October 2023 and February 2024,
but rather than stop a genocide,
we must police language and say that these kids were 'unalived'.
12,300 children were killed in Gaza between October 2023 and February 2024,
but rather than stop a genocide,
we must police language and say that these kids were 'unalived'.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 05, 2024
Get the unalived mug.Any car with an alarm which is consistently activated by the slightest movement or vibration. Every low-income neighborhood has at least a few ghetto wind chimes present at all times. Frequently parked near sketch pads.
There are way too many ghetto wind chimes around here...they start sounding off every time a bird takes a shit on someone's windshield.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 28, 2008
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