Kyle's definitions

Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

by Kyle September 7, 2004

Stiggo

This cool ass motherfucker that gets a bunch of bitches and lets me have sloppy seconds

He's a Stiggo!

by Kyle June 2, 2003

r0xzed

When you rock (Own) somebody in a Online Mulitplayer game.

Player 1 "Dude, j00 r0xzed my s0x"
Player 2 "I r0xzed j0 m0m"
Player 1 " : "

by Kyle February 4, 2004

snip snip

whateva a white man wants it to mean

man I was all over that biatch, she had the best snip snips I had EVA seen!

by kyle April 1, 2004

toast

a burned piece of bread

"Man this toast tastes like SHIT!"

by Kyle February 29, 2004

Miami

A pretty, humid, and exciting city in South Florida that has much diversity and culture. Miami is also best-known for being the Disneyland for party animals (South Beach).

Guy 1: I'm surrounded by Cubans and whatnot.
Guy 2: We must be in Miami!

by Kyle January 29, 2005

poah

a conentation used in regards to men being pissed, angry, and disgruntled.
from the term "pissed off as hell"

Dawg, your poahed.
Your boyfriend is fucking poah today.
Lemme hit that shit b/c im poah.
That bitch makes me poah.

PERSON 1 Shut the fuck up your cock sucking mother fuckers.
PERSON 2 Damn, you poah.

by kyle January 27, 2004