Kyle's definitions

polf

Its another word for pork that reeks like poo.

1.You made some nasty polf.

2.You smell like polf.

by kyle May 13, 2005

Hammer Hog

Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch.

See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her.

by Kyle September 18, 2004

Cleaning Lavelle

While having sex the guy craps in his girlfriends mouth and scoops it out with his dick

I did a cleaning lavelle with mike's sister last night.

by Kyle March 3, 2007

Windows

One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.

Ahhhh! Windows crashed while loading an error message.

The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair!

by kyle December 2, 2004

police

often refered to as the po po's, police cops, coppers, the fuzz, pigs, rent-a-cops(only referes to security guards and such ,

the police cop stoped me on the street.

a ret-a-cop kicked us out of the park

by kyle August 24, 2004

chill out dudematic

A term used when a guy is acting like a deusch,or when a chick is acting like a dude.

Jenny: I'm so muscular!
John: Whoa! Chill out dudematic

by Kyle December 14, 2004

Skin-Boat

Male Penis

by Kyle February 12, 2003