Kyle's definitions

pinch hitter

1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.

"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."

"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."

by Kyle January 16, 2004

Maya Weir

To be manipulated and tricked into falling for a girl, or someone you like.

I was just Maya Weir-ed by that girl, and now I can't stop doing everything for her!

by Kyle October 15, 2004

L-walk

the opposite of J-walking. when when you crawl across the street without looking.

lurch had to L-walk across the street because he lost his mo-jo..

by kyle May 24, 2006

Tom Petty

One of the best, along with Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen, musicians to come out in the history of Rock.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are some of the best things that ever happened in Classic Rock.

by Kyle January 29, 2005

The Volleyball Boy

First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!

The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.

by Kyle November 3, 2003

culturized

To be like de-culturized or somehting

They all got de-culturized when they came to america

by Kyle May 7, 2004

Gumbercules

A futeristic hero with the stretching abilities of Gumbi and the strength of Hercules.

Save me Gumbercules with your strong stretchy arms!

by kyle January 29, 2004