Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.

Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!

by KyLe March 24, 2005

Johnny Depp

One of the best actors out now. I pretty much grew up watching his films. Unfortunately, he has alot of dipshit fans (mostly female) who actually think they have a chance of luring him to their beds.

Johnny Depp should be embarrassed over having these dumbass teeny-bopper fans.

by Kyle March 20, 2005

paintball

The best sport ever invented. Although only around since about 86' it is the 3rd top extreme sport in the world, being only overcome by rollerblading and skatboarding. Top players include Chris LaSoya and Oliver Lang.

"I'm not a malicious person, but the feeling you get from shooting someone with a paintball is beyond words"
~Oliver Lang
"I go out there to shoot people and to win"
~Chris LaSoya

by Kyle February 27, 2005

H8T

hacker slang for hate

I h8t this peice of shit ok

by kyle July 27, 2004

fdi88dh

It's what Joanna is.

"I am a fdi88dh." -Joanna.

by Kyle January 17, 2005

polf

Its another word for pork that reeks like poo.

1.You made some nasty polf.

2.You smell like polf.

by kyle May 13, 2005

Hammer Hog

Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch.

See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her.

by Kyle September 18, 2004