Kyle's definitions

drunken special

A meal with anything and everything on it. Only edible when extremely intoxicated. Usually made with tortilla shells

Ski: Can we go in your kitchen and make a drunken special with the leftovers in the fridge
Me: No dude, my mom will get mad if you eat all of her tortilla shells again.

by Kyle April 10, 2005

pull out target

a tatoo on the lower back of a woman. it serves as a target for which to aim after pulling out. also known as the P.O.T.

she has a nice P.O.T.

by Kyle March 29, 2004

birf

Abbreviation of a component resembling a CV Joint common to pre '86 Toyota Solid Front Axles. Proper form: Birfield. A notorious weak link, often upgraded to Smurfields, Profields, etc, or replaced entirely with a Birfield Eliminator Kit.

Damnit, I just blew a birf! Anyone have a spare?

by Kyle November 26, 2003

dumbknocker

An annoying and bothersome person. Originally derived from the person who knocks very loudly on the door because he thinks someone is home and avoiding them by not answering.

that Wally is such a dumbknocker.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

Jambon

word with many meanings such as hello, good bye, yes or no (depends on tone)

me:jambon
you: oh not much

or

ME: you go to the detah from above concert??
you: jambon
me thats cool

by kyle April 5, 2005

McDonalds

An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.

I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder!!

by Kyle February 16, 2005

nuter

Crazy, insane, or mad, used in Red Dwarf, often commented from David Lister to Arnold Rimmer

The coach is making us run 8 miles for this class period,
Wow, he must be a totall nuter

by kyle May 15, 2004