Kyle's definitions

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

negbro

a bro of darker pigment; a coon bro

While we pulled up into Riverside, we noticed that negbro in his F150.

by kyle November 24, 2003

cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

by Kyle March 14, 2005

SwarthyForeskin

One crazy motherfucker from Beyondunreal.com

by Kyle September 10, 2003

Preparation H

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

by Kyle June 13, 2004

baggadoosh

Like douchebag only cooler.

You know that Boris fag? He's a real baggadoosh

by Kyle October 6, 2004