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Flame

A spell most likely used by Djinn and Ifrits who harness ample control over fire. Useful for starting gentle fires, unlike Infernos which are more voracious and destructive flames.
The Flame in the palm of my hand vanished. "Now that wasn't very polite."
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Shield

A shimmering blue orb that encircles a selected area. Repels physical objects and magic alike with the exception of silver objects.
The bullet passed clean through my Shield and exited on the other side.

"What kind of Shield do you call that?"

"They're using silver bullets."
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Parkour

Look over there! That guy is really good at parkour!
by Kwing November 29, 2009
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Irony

When something is both unexpected and fitting simultaneously. While most definitions simply say irony is something unexpected, no definitions ever state that there's a certain element to irony that catches your eye nine times out of ten.
Irony: When someone creates an organization that fights for the right to die with honor, then kills himself.
by Kwing August 7, 2010
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ASL

Stands for Age, Sex, Location. What it really means is that whoever is asking the question has an "Awful Sex Life".
Joe: asl?
Phil: screw off, rapist
by Kwing August 7, 2009
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Best

1. Used to describe something that is the most effective, most enjoyable, etc. of something. If there are three cars and one car lasts the longest, then that car is the best car in terms of how long it lasts.

2. Synonym for "guests". Mostly used in England, if somebody says that a room is "for best", they most likely mean it is intended for guests to use.
1. John: Peter's Bakery has the best muffins!

2. Tracy: Please don't play in this room. It's for best.
by Kwing June 22, 2010
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Illusion

Similar to a Glamour, but erects an illusion on a scene instead of a single object, such as making the outlook of a window appear different.
The specters were only an Illusion. Growling I changed direction again and charged down the hall.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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