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nobuddy

someone who used to be your friend (your buddy) but behaved in such a way that you do not want to know him/her anymore so that he/she becomes nobody (and nobuddy as he/she is no longer you buddy) to you;
Jerry: Hey, that guy there looks like he knows you...
Frank: No, man, he's nobuddy. Maybe some time ago I knew him, but I don't know him and I don't want to know him anymore.
Jerry: What?
Frank: He stole my essay and published it under his name. I couldn't prove it, but since then he's been a nobuddy to me.
by KurtSteinerPL August 11, 2009
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corporat

a person employed in a corporation where he/she takes part in a rat race and whose life is a perfect example of a yuppie-rat's life
Frank: Hey, you know whom I saw yesterday? White shirt, black suit, fancy suitcase, glasses?
Jake: Morgan?
Frank: Bingo! Bastard's a corporat!
by KurtSteinerPL February 16, 2010
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CEO-spam

letters or e-mails from a CEO in your company/corporation where you can find all kinds of marketing bullshit, very general statements that have nothing to do with the real life and which offend the employees' inteligence
Paul: Have you checked your e-mail today?
Mike: No, why?
Paul: Well, you're gonna have a few laughs as there is some CEO-spam waiting for you.
by KurtSteinerPL April 23, 2011
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weekendlessness

a feeling one usually has on Friday in the evening when the weekend has not really started yet, but one already feels so great about the two next days that they seem to be longer than 48 hours
Jack: Weekend!
Mark: Yes, a total weekendlessness! I mean, I know it's only two days, but they seem so great to me that I feel like they will never end. You know what I mean?
Jack: Totally, bro! Totally!
by KurtSteinerPL February 15, 2010
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fartmageddon

a fart that is so incredibly stinking and long-range that is seems to be almost apocalyptic
James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!
by KurtSteinerPL June 11, 2011
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tomoron

(from "tomorrow" and "moron")

1) a task given to an employee by his/her superior by the end of the day (usually 5 minutes before the end of work) with a demand to get it done for the morning next day which makes the unlucky employee stay at work extra hours (rarely paid for) like a moron, because everyone else can go and enjoy the evening and he/she is the one caught to do the dirty work;

2) a person caught by his/her superior 5 minutes before the end of the day at work to do something very important for the next day morning so he/she needs to stay longer to complete the task;
1) I had to stay at work till 8pm to finish the tomoron my boss gave me. It was a report he needed for the board the next day morning.

2) I was about the leave the office when Mrs. Jenkins, my boss, caught me and asked me to do her a small favour. The favour was a report for the last 10 years. It was something she forgot to do and needed asap. I could not say no, of course, and had to sit there for 3 hours to finish it. I felt like a tomoron.
by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012
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