Kurt's definitions

Patakos

Cleavage exceeding maximum capacity for clothing. Aka: Large boobies

"Hey Joshua, check out that fine momma with large patakos."

by Kurt January 16, 2006

Dead Body

A steaming corpse just waiting to rot

"Oh, your just going to THROW me away!"
-Dead body of guy in dumpster

by Kurt April 30, 2004

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just an ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give her a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 24, 2005

life

stupid pointless and boring

Life sux, get over it

by Kurt July 19, 2003

krut

Name: Kurt
t3h m4n w/ t3h pl4nz0r l0l st34lz t3h p3ntiumz lol !11!!11!111 ogm wftbbq!

God, Kurt is such a fucking pussy asshole fuckfuck dickfuck!

by Kurt February 12, 2004

nut smell

the smell of nuts

clean your nuts they smell like piss

by kurt June 14, 2003

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just and ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give here a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 23, 2005