Kurt's definitions

cinny

Slang for Movies. See Clockwork Orange

That picture was real horrorshow. It's like nothing I've ever viddied at the cinny.

by kurt May 13, 2005

High School

A place which has no recess

Won't Believe it's just my luck - Nirvana

by Kurt December 12, 2004

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

crunk

get down and freaky with yourself with no holding back.

I wanna get Crunk in the club.

by Kurt January 10, 2005

peske

an abnormally small penis

damn jimmy willy, thats the smallest peske in the world, they say everything is bigger in texas, i guess thats why you moved here, you fuck!

by kurt January 15, 2005

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

Oyster

The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth

Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.

by Kurt January 24, 2005