Kurt's definitions

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just an ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give her a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 24, 2005

-izz-

It is simply ebonic pig latin.

Pig Latin becomes Pizzig Lizzatin.
Fo' Sho' becomes fizzo shizzo, or fo shizzo, which then became shizzle, in and of itself a new slang word.

by Kurt March 19, 2003

pancake nipples

huge nipples that shock everyone that sees them

ben burvill has pancake nipples to the max

by kurt October 19, 2004

cinny

Slang for Movies. See Clockwork Orange

That picture was real horrorshow. It's like nothing I've ever viddied at the cinny.

by kurt May 13, 2005

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.

Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!

by kurt April 22, 2005