smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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merkin

See also merikan
merkians over there shouting at the tv.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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headshot

(v.) to fire a projectile and it to hit the opponent in the head, often taking it off completely.


Made popular by the videogame community.
I scored a headshot!



He hit me with a headshot!


She was giving me head to which I replied with a headshot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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orgasm donor

(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
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once and for all

To accomplish the objectives in one go to the degree where it need not be done again.
Facism in Europe was supposedly ended once and for all. When people forget what it did, and the war vets are all dead, it may rise again.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
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execution style

(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.
Two execution style murders



Should I take them out gangland style or execution style?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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