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Chest-Beater

One who aimlessly extols his religion/country/region or anything else that is currently prominent, completely unaware that nothing lasts forever. While it is better to have chest-beaters on your side (as opposed ot wading through countless re-iterations of the same, questionable points), they will usually get very upset after making a mistake that is pointed out and blown apart. Chest-Beaters are almost always conservative.
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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the Chest-Beatermug.

Comes with the territory

Something that is unpleasant, yet unescapeable while performing the task.
Why do people hate the police?


Comes with the territory.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
mugGet the Comes with the territorymug.

inferiority complex

A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".


She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
mugGet the inferiority complexmug.

spock ear

When someone has (a) pointed ear(s), like spock.
If you look at James from his right, you'll see his spock ear.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the spock earmug.

bullettime

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.
The bullettime scene from the matrix has been copied a few hundred times in parodies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the bullettimemug.

ice ice baby

(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".
Ice Ice b...oh shit I got sued.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the ice ice babymug.

Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.
Time to put our players through thier paces.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the Put through thier pacesmug.

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