Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus
honeymoon period
(n.) After a successful candidates' election, or monarchs' ascention to the throne, the media and public will grant them the benefit of the doubt as to whether or not they can actually do thier jobs. After this, usually a month in duration, the scrutiny will begin.
After Bushs' honeymoon period, the world, now with Clinton firmly in the past, started to call him evil and retarded.
honeymoon period by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
cash cow
(n.) A well-selling product into which no investment is put asides meagre marketing and production costs, yet price rises rise disproportionatley to costs, and well above inflation, milking the cow for all it's worth.
cash cow by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
sad but true
(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.
Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.
Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey
Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.
Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey
Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.
sad but true by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Victorian Britain
The United Kindom of Great Britain and Ireland, 1836-1901 (although this is usually extended to 1705-1914). A period of Great prosperity as Britains' second empire (the only remnants of the medievel empire after the end of the hundred years war decision in 1556 were the Channel Islands) came of age. Along with the starting points of joining England & wales with Scotland in 1705, the new empire set about restoring lands lost after the "Golden age", and this was overseen by Queen Victoria. Due to the fact that the poor were suppressed while the rich grew very rich and well educated with beautiful accents (like myself), the stereotype of the posh-Brit grew. This empire was practically gone by 1965, although this had been seen by Churchill as early as the end of world war I. However, in this time Britain became the largest superpower ever known. Off the back of what seemed and invincible navy, a skilled army and even the worlds' first air force (with air balloons, albeit), this mighty roaring lion seemed untameable until drawn into war with other superpowers, which allowed a weak-by-comparison nation (USA) to become powerful.
Victorian Britain was a reflection of the affluence of Britain, which was in control of itself, its' neighbour Ireland and had its' enemies on a leash for the most part.
Victorian Britain by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
war pictures
(n.) The photographs taken by veterans during war. Slang for antique guns that supposedly created the pictures.
war pictures by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
run into the ground
I like to run my cars into the ground
That guy will run your horse into the ground
That tractor has been run into the ground!
That guy will run your horse into the ground
That tractor has been run into the ground!
run into the ground by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004