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law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the law of the junglemug.

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the bratmobilemug.

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.
Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004
mugGet the nose sexmug.

bullettime

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.
The bullettime scene from the matrix has been copied a few hundred times in parodies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the bullettimemug.

ice ice baby

(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".
Ice Ice b...oh shit I got sued.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the ice ice babymug.

incestous

Of incest.
John had an incestous relationship with his niece.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the incestousmug.

honeymoon period

(n.) After a successful candidates' election, or monarchs' ascention to the throne, the media and public will grant them the benefit of the doubt as to whether or not they can actually do thier jobs. After this, usually a month in duration, the scrutiny will begin.
After Bushs' honeymoon period, the world, now with Clinton firmly in the past, started to call him evil and retarded.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
mugGet the honeymoon periodmug.

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