Bortsi

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.

How's that screw on penis?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

the local

A shortened version fo "The local pub", which itself a contraction for the local public house. This does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits.

Go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

fiesta

A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.

I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

ruined shit

What you get when you leave your shit out to get ruined.

He ruined my shit!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

swallow a loss

When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.

We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Mr T driving style

Constantly turning the steering wheel slightly while in motion, even on a perfectly straight road. Usually the result of an insane person talking jibba jabba in ones ear.

Hannibal, tell dis foo' Murdock to stop talking jibba jabba in my ear when I'm driving.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004