Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

fight another day

To withdraw instead of surrender, and save face by returning stronger than before, with the knowledge of past mistakes behind, and knowing where to attack the enemy.

It is better to live and fight another day than to die defending the undefendable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.

Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

the dirty

"The dirty deed"

(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.

To do the dirty



He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.


Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

upper class

The richest of the rich. Those who need not work again. Diveded into new money and aristocracy. Always conservative.

Move out of the way, the upper class want you house.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

new money

A family that has just joined the upper class from a lower class, mostly middle.

Within three generations, new money will become aristocracy as a general rule. Marriage into upper classes will make it two generations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

middle class

Financially the largest class. All the main money makers. At the bottom are those in well paid jobs, at the top are multi-millionaires working huge amounts who will become new money

Middle classes in western nations have more money than the upper classes when combined, and more than the lower classes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

lower class

those at the bottom of the money and earnings ladder. This ranges from homeless people to those in decently paid jobs who will attempt to get thier children into the middle classes. Lower classes always have trouble making ends meet.

Haha! You're in a lower class than me. Shine my shoes, bitch, shine my shoes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004