look a little closer to home

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.

Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

midde finger

Digit located between the index finger and the ring finger. Used mainly for powerful grips and the middle finger salute.

Extend your arm


Extend your middle finger.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 17, 2004

old as the hills

an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.

You're as old as the hills.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

come get some

A challenge to fight, not quite a call to war.

Come get some, my fo fo is itching to make love to your body.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

shock-therapy

Using something powerfully persausive to bring someone to your side.

A smith and wesson is a great tool for shock-therapy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

Risqué

Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy.

My, what a risqué piece of art!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.

We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004